Jesus in third place in england

This says that jesus ranks below two other people. I've never heard of richard branson, either. Hmm. I liked reading it though. it'd be grounds for a lynching in the US, wouldn't it?

girlfriend's new computer

Price: $750 shipped including monitor, speakers, kbd and mouse. desk was $70. Cat was free. His name is nothing.

amd x2 5000 black edition
2gigs 800mhz ram
250gig sata drive
20x dvd burner
case, powersupply 450w
msi k9ag NEO-2 Digital Motherboard
logitech 5.1 speakers
samsung syncmaster 226BW - 22" widescreen DVI monitor
microsoft wireless mouse and keyboard combo

1-up mushrooms

So those white speckled red mushrooms of mario bros and world of warcraft fame have a name. They do exist! they're called Fly Agaria. The greek soldiers used to take this mild hallucinogen prior to entering battle to get something called "bear shirts" - or as we know it today, Berserk. They'd take these mushrooms, and go batshit crazy on the battlefield, ripping through sheilds like animals and completely demoralizing the enemy forces.

Research found in "Acts of War"

Incest was cool back before moses.

LOL!
But before sin had a chance to mess things up bad, people could marry a close relative and not worry about the effects to their kids. Once sin and death started adding flaws to a person's genetic code, God in His wisdom made some rules against marrying close relatives. God is SO SMART!

YAY FOR HALF ASSED SCIENCE... GET THIS:

This means that the entrance of sin into the world caused humanity's once-perfect "genes" (the stuff in you that determines things like height, eye-color, looks, intelligence, etc.) to become more and more imperfect with time.

Since close relatives have similar flaws, then the flaw would be highlighted and emphasized in any kids they might have. For instance, if two close relatives had the characteristic of a really big nose, then chances are if they married and had a kid -- he would have a super shnoz that would make Pinocchio jealous.

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I recently found the Skeptics Annotated Bible... and i must say, it's fantastic!

Neo-darwanism

So i just realized, calling evolutionary biologists "neo-darwinists" is the same thing as calling christians "Neo-jews"
They're just jews who decided to update their views to encompass other stuff. Idiots.

Haha Ben Stein.

"Assuming it all did happen by Random Mutation and Natural Selection, where did the laws of gravity come from." Ben Stein(AKA BS) 1/3rd down the page in the yellowish box. The actual quote goes much further than that, in that it gets dumber and dumber. This is great. i can't believe it! I didn't know stupid could infect so thoroughly.

For the record, reading about this has given me such bad gas i think i burst an intestine.

Omg, would you just STFU already?

I understand that no one knows how to parent anymore. I get it. But to take the time to write the FCC about a commercial you saw during the superbowl is obnoxious. No one freaking cares if you're never going to watch ABC again. You're not hurting anyone. Seriously. It's FREE PROGRAMMING.

What world do you live in that I have to listen to the incessant whining of the "moral majority"? I dislike it, so much so that I'm trying to figure out what to do about it. I wish i could put excerpts here, but the document is in PDF format, so be forewarned. Here it is.

As you'll read, the moral mentally challenged majority write in ad nauseum about Desperate Housewives' programming. And commercials.

My favorite one was "i didn't see the rest because i was busy telling my children to cover their eyes" and another one saying "I didn't have time to find the remote and had to jump up to change the channel on the TV"

You parents, like that... you're damaging your children by saying that sex is unnatural, that it shouldn't be embraced, and that it's naughty to look at, or even ask about. THAT IS DAMAGING. Stop it.

Sigh.

Police are on my nerves.

Not only have i been privy to some real dickhead cops in my day- "if you're fucking with me i will fuck you to death" (actual quote from a Los Angeles Sheriff), but i hate hearing about other people suffering at the hands of some police officers.

For instance, this transcript of an audio tape that the victim's wife left recording after being asked to leave the house by the officers, is enough to make my blood boil. Original source.

i think i may actually devote a large section of this blog to police brutality and sense of impermeable authority stories. what do you think?

Note to self

Hey, self. When you write these blogs, be aware that someday other people might read them - and want to be entertained. So stick with the blag format of selecting words to hyperlink, instead of pasting URLs and such.

Oh, and since the content section is so slender, work on maximizing the wordage in the available space.

It's 4:02AM, and the cute girl is stirring. Time to sleep. :-)